Frozen Classroom Chronicles: When Even Two Heaters Aren’t Enough

Shoutout to my professor for actually acknowledging that we’re all freezing and getting us two heaters—a true hero. 🙌🏾 But let’s be honest… this weather? It’s built different. Earlier, it was 16 degrees (which should be illegal), and now it’s 23 degrees, but does it feel any better? Absolutely not.

I swear, these heaters are trying their best, but the cold is just laughing at us. Like, “Oh, you thought two heaters would help? That’s cute.” Meanwhile, I’m still sitting here, wrapped in my coat, clutching my coffee like it’s a source of warmth and emotional support. ☕

Current Mood:

❄️ Can’t feel my fingers
❄️ Shivering in layers like a human burrito
❄️ Wondering if it’s socially acceptable to bring a blanket to class
❄️ Debating if I should start wearing thermal gloves indoors

Me, Right Now:

You ever see that Homer Simpson meme where he’s buried under a mountain of blankets with just his little face peeking out? Yeah. That’s the dream. That’s where I should be right now instead of sitting here in this frozen classroom, pretending to be functional.

At this point, I don’t even care about fashion—I just want to be warm. My brain is running at half-speed because it’s too focused on staying alive rather than absorbing class material. If someone asks me a question right now, my response is just: “Cold.”

The Real Struggle

This weather ain’t playing with us. It woke up today and chose violence. Meanwhile, we’re over here fighting for our lives, hoping the heaters at least take the edge off. Spoiler alert: they don’t.

I just need to make it through the day without turning into a popsicle. And after class? Straight to bed, under all the blankets, and not coming out until spring.

Anyone else out here suffering in this cold? Drop your survival strategies because I need them. 🥶

Stay awkward (but hopefully warm),
Your Fellow Frozen Student