The Night My Blood Sugar Went Full Pop Rocks on Steroids (And Other Diabetes Drama) π
So boom π₯, it’s 4:50 AM and I’m in bed—technically π️. I’m laid out like a melted gummy bear π§Έ with my iPad dimmed π±, blinds closed πͺ, Sour Patch Kids Watermelon sugar all over my chest like I rolled through a candy factory explosion π¬π£. The fan’s blasting because I’m hot as hell π₯ (thanks, diabetes π), and I really should’ve gone to bed at 1 AM… but no, I was too busy vibing πΆππΎ to my music like it was 2010 and the aux cord was mine. Meanwhile, my insulin pump is acting like it’s got beef with me π€π€. It’s beeping like a possessed Tamagotchi π—low, then high, then low again. I’m not even wearing it at this point π
πΎ♀️. I took it off because: It doesn’t deliver insulin when I’m low anyway ⛔π Sometimes I need a break π€ She may be my best friend π«ΆπΎ, but she is not bed-friendly. Uncomfy queen π. I call myself the Bionic Woman π¦Ύπ because the pump is what makes me feel like a futuristic cyborg, not the diabetes itself. But still… why is diabetes like this?? How does i...