Awkwardly Introverted

Let me set the scene. It was a peaceful day. I was in the kitchen, vibing, cooking, and casually snacking on some fries — because if you’re not eating while you cook, are you even really cooking? 🤷🏽‍♀️ Then… it happened. The sneeze. One of those sneezes. The kind that sneaks up out of nowhere like a ninja — no warning, no buildup, just BOOM 💥 — a full-body explosion. But here’s where the real chaos kicks in: I still had fries in my mouth. 🥲 Crunchy. Undigested. Mid-chew. No time to swallow. And my body said: “BET.” The domino effect was instant: Food went down the wrong pipe 🫢 I sneezed mid-bite 🤧 My nose and the back of my neck felt like they were on fire 🔥🔥🔥 My eyes started leaking 😭 And then came the worst part… I started blowing out potato chunks. FROM MY NOSE. 💀🥔💨 I sat there, stunned. Like… did I just snort-launch a French fry? Is this what rock bottom feels like? So naturally, I ran to the bathroom like it was a Code Red 🚨 Still sneez...