Sh*t Happens: Act Tough 💪🏾, Squint Harder 👀, and Get Over It

Life is just one giant eye exam. You start off strong 💯, confidently reading the big bold letters at the top—S, H, I, T—oh yeah, you're crushing it! Then you move down, and suddenly, everything turns into tiny, blurry nonsense 🤯. You squint, tilt your head 🤔, maybe even blink aggressively 👀, but nope—it still looks like ancient hieroglyphics. And honestly? That’s exactly how life works. One minute, everything’s crystal clear, and the next, you’re questioning all your life choices while pretending you totally know what’s going on.

But here’s the deal: sh*t happens 💩. There’s no rewind button ⏪, no take-backs 🙅‍♀️, and definitely no magical genie granting you a do-over 🧞‍♂️. The only thing you can do is act tough 💪—even if you're internally screaming 😱. Some people cry about it 😭, others curse at the universe 🌍, and then there are those who just stand there, staring into the void like a confused raccoon 🦝. But the best move? Just keep going. 🚀

Think of life’s disasters like the tiny letters at the bottom of an eye chart. You know they’re there, but can you actually read them? NOPE. And that’s fine, because guess what? You don’t need to. Just fake it till you make it 😎. Squint harder 👀, nod like you totally understand 🤨, and pray no one asks follow-up questions. 🙃

At the end of the day, you can either let life’s chaos ruin your mood 🤬, or you can roll with it. Holding onto frustration won’t fix anything ⏳, and let’s be real—do you really want to waste time being salty when you could be doing literally anything else? 🍕📺💤 Exactly. So next time life throws a blurry, confusing mess your way, just remember: act tough, squint like your life depends on it, and most importantly—get over it. 😌 Because no matter how blurry things get, life keeps moving forward, and you might as well keep up! 🏃‍♂️💨