The Day of the Disappearing Rat and a Crazy Thunderstorm
Hello everyone,
So today was one of those days that makes you just want to crawl back into bed and start over. It began pretty lazily, with me waiting for my Apple Watch and iPhone to charge. I was lounging in bed, watching videos, when I decided to check my devices. They were charged, so I figured it was a good time to head to the post office and drop off some mail.
While getting ready at home, I glanced over and saw something utterly disgusting—a nasty rat in my room, under my ottoman, stuck on a trap and my dumbbell. And, of course, I was home alone. I freaked out completely. I thought about handling it myself, but I was way too creeped out. I should have just put another trap on it and gotten rid of it, but nope, I was too chicken shit. 💩 🤦🏾♀️
In a panic, I rushed outside to see if any neighbors were around to help, but as luck would have it, no one was around. 😂 With no other options, I decided to leave the house and head to the post office in the next town. Just as I set out, it started raining on me. Smh 🤦🏾♀️ I tried to make it to the post office before the downpour, but fortunately, it didn’t rain too heavily.
After mailing my stuff, I hurried back home because I don’t drive, and I don’t own a scooter. 🛵 😂 I really wanted some fried chicken from ShopRite by my house, but by the time I got home at 5, I was hot, tired, and over it. I had left the house at 3:30 and took my time coming back, which exhausted me. So, I decided to skip the chicken.
I ended up sitting on the porch until my mom came home at 5:30 to help me deal with the rat. I don’t care how old I am—rats are gross and creepy, and they freak me out. I’m so over this place. It would be amazing if the owners took any pride in the property and hired exterminators. Ugh. 😑
So, my mom and I go to my room to take care of the rat, but guess what? The damn rat is gone, but the trap is still there. 😩🤦🏾♀️🤬 This mofo got off the trap and bounced, and now it's still somewhere in the house because I was too chicken to get it the first time. What a damn day this was.
And if that wasn’t enough, tonight as I’m in the living room, it starts pouring rain like buckets with thunderstorms and lightning. Omg. 😳
I hope your day was less eventful than mine!
Deuces,
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