Awkwardly Introverted

                        🚨 Spoiler alert if you haven’t seen it! I just went full gremlin mode and binged the entire Stephen King’s Nightmares & Dreamscapes miniseries (again), followed by Rose Red, and yes — I’m STILL not tired of any of it. Here’s my totally unfiltered, sarcastic, sometimes angry recap of each episode and how it all played out in my mind. You’re welcome. 🪖 Battleground Zero dialogue, and still one of the best episodes. A hitman murders a toy maker… and then gets ambushed by a box of toy soldiers. These little dudes go full military-grade. Machine guns, helicopters, and a cannon that blasts a door-sized hole in the wall. Shout-out to the package delivery lady at the beginning — MVP for unknowingly unleashing chaos. No talking. Just explosions, action, and karma. 🕳️ Crouch End The husband was invited to Crouch End by his boss, despite locals clearly saying “don’t go there” — red flag #1. They didn...