An Urgent Message from the Wise Owl: Run Those Funds, Bro!
LMAO, this owl is spitting straight FACTS! 😂 Dear Brothers Everywhere, This is not a drill. This is an official message from the wise and all-knowing owl —aka the guardian of sibling justice. Run those funds. 🦉💸 Your sister is in dire need of emotional support, and let’s be honest, what better way to cheer her up than with a crisp, beautiful, life-changing $150? No questions. No explanations. No, “What do you need it for?”—just send that digital blessing straight to her account. Zelle? Yes. Cash App? Of course. PayPal? Works. Venmo? Absolutely. Apple Pay if you wanna flex. 💅🏾 Trust me, your sister will remember this moment forever. You will become the favorite sibling instantly. You may even receive the coveted “you’re actually not that bad” text. And isn’t that what life is all about? So don’t be that sibling who leaves her on read. Do the right thing. 👀 Sincerely, An owl that’s just out her...